Compact Tactical Roguelite Extraction

No Time For Pants blends Action Roguelite and Extraction Shooter mechanics with tactical, action packed gunplay and a dark, gritty tone.

You wake in a mysterious facility and quickly realize you are not alone. The facility's artificial intelligence has taken over and the result is horrific.  Find what you need to escape. Unlock new weapons, gear, and attachments as you delve deeper into the facility, battling your way to freedom. 

  • Your currency, mission progress, as well as any implants your character has will persist to the next run. You lose what equipment you have on you when you die. 

  • Each area of the facility offers specific loot—medbay (first aid), offices (silicon scrap for implants), security (weapons). Gunfire raises alert levels and draws enemies. Grab what you can and get out alive.

  • Modify your gear and loadout on the fly depending on your situation. 

  • Weapons make noise; noise raises alert; higher alert means more enemies—but better loot. Suppressors buy you time to loot before things spiral.

  • Flashlights speed up searching but attract unseen threats. First-aid pouches boost healing speed. Lasers improve aim and raise crit chance. Other mods speed reloads, power up energy weapons, and more.

  • Implants are upgrades that persist your entire run - move faster, carry more, heal quicker, search faster. Implants require power; run out and they drain your health instead.

  • Feel like a badass—even in your underpants. Precise aiming reduces spread and elevates crit chance. Kit rifles with flashlights, suppressors, scopes, and lasers to build your ideal tool. Energy-weapon mods cut heat, boost damage, and raise rate of fire.